The Final Countdown
You know those machines at fairs or in malls where you can see a picture of the potential future offspring of you and your mate? Is it just me, or is everyone bound to have ugly retarded children? Those pictures are always like, "Oh look, honey, he has your giant forehead and my enflamed acne!" Anyway, I found something better. I actually found me & hup's future child, already in his teen years, and maybe I'm being a proud gushing mother here, but he has totally surpassed my expectations!
He is the embodiment of mine & hup's most characteristic qualities: he has hup's lone-wolf, computer-nerd, super-genius qualities, and my passionate, artistic qualities. Take a look and see, I can't make this up: