It's a dirty job....

This is an actual email that I received at work today:

[Tenant] called to say he thinks someone is living in the laundry room. He said the door is frequently locked and has noticed a young dirty looking man hanging around the building. He also noted that the security doors are still being propped open with sticks even though we have sent multiple notices about this issue. Now are you ready for the gross part? [Tenant] said he could smell.....poop. He went in the laundry room and there is a bucket behind the furnace full of poop. Ick!